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My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
-- Erik Satie

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
-- Neil Simon 

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
-- Peter OToole

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
-- A. E. Matthews